NEW CHURCHES of the church of burgertimeBeing the world wide letters from the church fathers mothers and others
LITTERÆ ECCLESIASTICÆ of church SISTER LAURA FOLK, MASSACHUSETTS PARISH.
"BURGERTIME", A POEM by TYLER N. NIX
BEING THE CHURCH HOME PAGE, Tokyo, Japan
The MAD DASH Technique, J.D. Lowe
By Pontifical Decree
Brothers and Sisters of the church of burgertime,
HEAR YE HEAR YE, oh HEAR YE!
The church of burgertime has sent you this CALL FOR LETTERS. To all heads of our churches in the various incarnatii spread about the world. To those who are preaching the word that is the DROPPING OF THE BUNS!
CHEF BE WITH YOU.
This is an update to the APOSTASY and GRAND LEGES with your thoughts on the growth of our church. If you would like to have your fully credited writings up on the church site, now is your chance. We are a young church and we need your thoughts on the following
CHEF BE WITH YOU.
Send us your PUSTULATIONS and DEEP DARK RECOVERINGS and we will post them in time for the 20th anniversary of the release of the game that is BURGERTIME. We get an average of 4000 hits a month, so here's you chance to let the classic gaming world know the glory that is our small upstart religion, started in San Francisco CA and spread throughout the INTERNET UNIVERSE.
The church will post herewith and heretofore the letters we receive in our hopper. IN CHEF we are one. IN CHEF we are the dropping of the meanies on the BUN. In this time of ever changing and aggravating DISTOPIA and DIASPORA, the words of the church fathers and mothers are a SALVE to SOOTHE and the BALM that TITHES.
We look forward to hearing from all church fathers and mothers and others.
WE GROW EVER STRONGER!!!!!!
in CHEF - pontifex maximus
