We get a lot of mail here at the church of burger time. Tech support requests aren't here because hopefully they've been solved with the brand spanking new How to Install the MAME on the ROMs page.

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	jul 2000 peeweeinhell, chicago Sub: why? Why do you do this? How many members are in your church? I like Burgertime, but I'd never join a church for it. You should explain yourself. pontifex maximus responds: Hmmm. Well Pee Wee in Hell, I do it because I had a vision one day. Chef Pepper appeared to me on the BART while i was going to work. I took most of the day and wrote the 3 Tenets. I am merely the messenger. Members? I don't know how many. We get a lot of hits. A lot of people download the MAME and the ROM. I'm wondering if you are a closet member. Possibly you really want to be a part of our church, but you're afraid. Look at your name: Pee Wee in hell. How horrible is that? Chef would never want Pee Wee to go to hell. You have reached out and Chef Pepper is here for you. He's knocking the buns down for you Chester. When you finally see it in your heart to come to him, he will be there for you. In Chef who is in all - Johnny
apr 2000 susan kelpinger, chicago Sub: you rule YOUR SITE RULEZ!@!! pontifex maximus responds: Well thank you. It rules, it rocks. It's hard to keep up.
	jan 2000 mike hannon, chicago Sub: Burger Time Who is James and why do I care to warp him? pontifex maximus responds: James is a super intellegent and cynical guy I work with. His website is http://www.foodstick.com. He's already really warped, so warping him even more is kind of a joke. Get it? Ha Ha.
dec 1999 tired, san francisco Sub: Pleeze Mr. Do Pleeze give us Mr. Do. pontifex maximus responds: Done. Get it at the ROMs.
	Oct 1999 scott bowler, california Sub: Burgertime I believe the third tenet is the most important, because this is where we learn the redemption and resurrection. I under stand that the negation of the negation results in an affirmation, but why is there a negation to begin with? Isn't it possible to have a pure affirmation? pontifex maximus responds: Good question, however, our existence is a continual cycle of life and death. Can one truly appreciate love without having experienced hate? Doesn't the very existence of evil allow for the existence of good? Black, white, Yin, Yang. It is the contrast that, in many ways, defines us or at least gives a framework for our most intense emotions to work upon. Think how truly boring life must have been in the garden of eden. For mankind to have any meaning or purpose that is higher than that of the animals (who I believe live in a state of grace regardless of their brutality to the weak and to prey), man must have free will. It is the choice to do good or to do evil that makes us interesting. If we had no choice, things would be predestined and there would be no hope for advancing our species. The Dogs, the pickles, the egg, they all represent not only this evil, but, on a purely biological level, the struggle between life and death. Negation and affirmation. Negating their negativity brings forth extended life and the chance to eventually move to the next level. The possibility of negation only makes the affirmation so much sweeter.
sep 1999 jo mame, florida Sub: Kangaroo Love the site. Love the 3 tenets. Hey, how about Kangaroo? I can't find it anywhere. Love the site man. pontifex maximus responds: Kangaroo took some searching, but I found it. Enjoy!
	june 1999 miko, italy Sub: installing Hello, I am instal the burgertime and can see mame but not this one. it would to me be great the chef. pardon me for writing. but to have the game, how is the game in it? pontifex maximus responds: to the game to have, you will in the subdirectory where is the mame32.exe file, will you put a subdirectory called ROMS and then to use WinZip to unzip and put in that directory. The will the chef be in the mame and then will the game be with you. Hope that helps. ONWARD! june 1999 miko, italy Sub: installing Thanks you. It is now working. ONWARD!
may 1999 beke, ether Sub: Q-BERT How about some Q-Bert dude? I love that squishy guy. pontifex maximus responds: Your wish is our commandment. Q-Bert is at the ROMs page, dude. ONWARD!
	mar 1999 casey j, ether Sub: Burgers Thank you so much for the church of burgertime. How do I joint the chruch? pontifex maximus responds: Jointing the chruch is not easy. You need some rocker arms, rubber studs, plaster of paris, a welder and some silicone. Also, be prepared to let dry and stand 24 hours.
jan 1998 susan moore, Oklahoma Sub: You ROCK I have downloaded the MAME and all your games. I have read the 3 tenets. I am ready to become a member the church. What is the first step? pontifex maximus responds: Well acolyte, My first suggestion is that you post a high score higher than Ken's. Then you will be ready to know more. Remember; a salted Dog does not a single peppered Pickle make.
	jan 1998 xeno, ether Sub: Thank you Thank you for the church of burger time. I remember this game from my youth and am very happy to have it now. keep up the good work and I will be with chef always. pontifex maximus responds: "be with chef?" In the familiar way? or is this something I should know more about? Do you have pictures I can put up here?
sep 1997 dagmar, New York Sub: Burgerlicious You rule! All hail the church of burgertime and chef pepper! pontifex maximus responds: You are too kind. ONWARD!
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